Monkey Fist - Personal Self Defense Keychain - Paracord and Steel Ball for Protection, Security, and Survival

$29.99
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Introducing the 10 Inch Paracord Monkey Fist

Picture this: You're walking your girl back to her apartment after a lovely date when all of a sudden 3 drunk dudes walk up and start asking you and your lady for money. When you tell them to buzz off, things get physical. In most cases, this is where the guy gets beat up and humiliated in front of his female. But not you. You take personal protection seriously, and like a warrior you pulled out your self defense key chain and started throwing down Ninja moves that would make Bruce Lee tremble.

After the smoke clears you're standing over 3 whimpering thugs. Since this weapon is non lethal, they are in various states of pain, but still alive. Your girl has a twinkle in her eye and she beams at her man before inviting you inside.

But seriously, What is a Monkey's Fist?

The Monkey Fist is a self defense keychain with an easy clip ring that allows you to detach from your keychain quickly. It's made out of paracord which wraps around a 1 inch steel ball. In the old days, pirates would throw down with these in battle.

Features:

• A 1 inch steel ball - also know as a "bikers whip."
• We've extended the length to be a full 10 inches long.
• Braided but can be unraveled to over 12 feet of usable paracord - extremely handy in camping and survival situations.
• This damsel saver is primarily used as a self defense tool, martial arts weapon, and accessory for personal protection and security.
The Paracord keychain tells muggers 2 things.

- I'm looking mighty stylish yet armed with my black 550 paracord, so don't mess with me.
- This knot connected to a paracord whip will crush bones in your face with little effort from me. Better try to mug the next guy instead.

Few left - Get this bad boy for yourself and your loved ones while supplies last

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